1 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,480 My divorce shattered my world. I have been trying to put back all the broken 2 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,400 pieces ever since. Elena, my best friend growing up, was the first one who 3 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,240 reached out to me after she heard the news. 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,680 Hello? Oh my god, Crystal, how have you been? 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,160 Hi! Oh my god, it's been so long! 6 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:28,760 I heard about the divorce. 7 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:30,780 Yeah, I mean, Ryan's okay. 8 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:34,560 You know, it's a lot to deal with, a lot of moving pieces. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,740 Oh, no, that's completely understandable. 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,380 Have you been doing okay? I hadn't realized how much I missed having a 11 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,640 especially someone as darling as you. my Elena. 12 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:45,520 It's so good to hear from you. And hey, I have a crazy idea. 13 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,300 It's been so long. What if we just went away for the weekend together? 14 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,880 It'd give our sons a chance to meet and hopefully become best friends. 15 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:57,780 Both our boys have been through so much that all we want is for them to be happy 16 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:58,639 and feel loved. 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,900 I had no idea the weekend would turn out the way it did. 18 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,960 Mistakes were made and lines were crossed. 19 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,360 Now I just hope it's not too late to fix it. 20 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,220 We did that. We did. 21 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:24,180 They grew up so well. We did. Right? I mean, Parker's amazing. 22 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:26,940 He really has grown up to be a man. 23 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,800 Yeah, I'm so proud of both of them. 24 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,200 So, what do you think we should do for the rest of the weekend with the boys? 25 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:38,800 Oh, I guess we have to figure out our whole itinerary, huh? 26 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,620 Yeah. It's raining, but take that off the table. 27 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,260 Well, you know what? I am going to get a little nap and... 28 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,310 Then we'll figure things out. You're going to go take a nap? 29 00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:48,510 Yeah. Okay. 30 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:51,050 I guess I should relax, too. Go take a bath. 31 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:54,250 Yeah, a nice bubble bath. Yeah, right? I mean, it's raining, but it's still 32 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,250 beautiful. 33 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:56,510 Yeah. 34 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:59,130 Okay, we'll figure that out. Yeah, let's do it. 35 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,840 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 36 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:05,920 What? Ryan, do you think that what we're doing is right? 37 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:11,440 I mean, ever since I found out that you're Crystal's son, I've just known 38 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,820 forever, and now I feel guilty. 39 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:20,280 I mean, I'm all grown up now, and I'm capable of making my own decisions. 40 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,660 And so are you, Elena. 41 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:23,900 Yeah. 42 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:28,620 And besides, I don't think you should care so much about what people think of 43 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,620 you. 44 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:30,770 I guess so. 45 00:03:44,450 --> 00:03:49,790 Wait, wait. Something still feels weird. I just... It's hard to get past it. 46 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:52,230 I... It feels like something's missing. 47 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:57,150 Whenever I feel this way, Parker will always tell me something comforting and 48 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,290 make me feel better. 49 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:05,070 Oh. Easy. Well, then imagine that he's here comforting you. Oh, no, that would 50 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:08,190 be... I can't do that. That would be so wrong, wouldn't it? 51 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:15,370 Well, okay, imagine that it's not wrong or weird, and what would he be 52 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:16,370 saying to you right now? 53 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:22,310 Well, I guess he would tell me that I'm worrying way too much about something so 54 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:23,310 small. 55 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,170 I think you should listen to Parker. 56 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,170 Yeah, I guess so. 57 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:51,970 Trying to relax and we'll be sitting together. 58 00:07:53,570 --> 00:07:54,570 Where's your mom at? 59 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:57,430 I think she's been sleeping in the house. 60 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:00,910 Where? 61 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,350 Yeah. 62 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:14,490 You know, you've gotten so big. 63 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:18,090 I just remember all the pictures you've posted on Facebook. 64 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,220 You did not look like this. 65 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 Thank you, guys. 66 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:23,820 That's what we're doing. 67 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:24,840 Yeah. 68 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:27,100 That's what we're doing for you. 69 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,400 Thank you so much for helping me out with this. 70 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:28,860 You're welcome. 71 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,860 So are you enjoying your vacation? 72 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,880 Yeah, definitely. 73 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:55,340 You know, it means the world to me and your mom that you boys are able to come 74 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,340 with us. 75 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,280 I wouldn't miss this thing. 76 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,140 I don't know why you're wearing your shorts like that. 77 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,820 Thank you. Good morning. 78 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,400 Did you pick them off? 79 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,260 No. No? 80 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,840 Thank you very much. 81 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,230 You like that, Ryan? 82 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:39,650 Parker? 83 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:40,910 Sorry. 84 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,250 Sorry. 85 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:45,910 I just can't stop thinking about Ryan in the bedroom. 86 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:50,090 Do you want to invite him in? He can watch. 87 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,330 No, that's not funny, Parker. 88 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,270 It's not funny. 89 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,130 Because he's my son. 90 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,570 You know, maybe we shouldn't be doing that. 91 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:03,230 It's a little wrong. 92 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:04,750 What do you mean we shouldn't be doing that? 93 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,200 Maybe we shouldn't be doing this because you're my best friend's son. 94 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,100 It's... Whatever. 95 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,700 Well, you don't have to leave. 96 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,380 Dude, 97 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,840 what the fuck, man? I saw what you did with my mom. What the fuck do you mean 98 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,960 what I did with your mom? It's fucking... Stop hitting your fucking 99 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960 is fucking your ass, bro. 100 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:45,500 Bro, what the fuck do you think you're doing? You disrespect me in my own 101 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,040 Trying to fuck my mom, dude? 102 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:51,720 I fucking heard you with my mom. What the fuck are you talking about? 103 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,960 Well, I was trying to get back at your ass, and fucking she started calling 104 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,960 name and shit. 105 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,600 Look, dude, well, I mean, I'm not in your house, alright? Trying to hook up 106 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,299 your mom. 107 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,300 Isn't this house rented? 108 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:05,910 Bro, my mom... Got this house from my dad in the divorce. 109 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,870 And you can't be in here trying to fuck her, bro. 110 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:12,670 But it's fine for you to be fucking my mother. 111 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:18,250 What are you 112 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:23,510 doing? What are you doing? Trying to hold my hand down? 113 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,290 I'm going to fucking do whatever the fuck I want. 114 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:28,090 When you like spying on me, I mean... 115 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,180 Dude, I can fucking hear you. You're not that fucking quiet. 116 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,200 It's like across the fucking house, dude. What are you talking about? 117 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,040 You realize there's a big -ass gap right here, right? 118 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,880 Like, it's not that hard to hear when you don't close the damn door. 119 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,800 I'm just saying, dude, you can't fucking exist for two seconds without your mom, 120 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,280 so you're creeping up on me, and it's just... You're fucking my mom. 121 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,040 No, you're fucking my mom, dude. I tried to fuck your mom, that's right, yeah, 122 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,960 because you're up there trying to fuck around with my mom. That's fucking 123 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,140 bullshit, dude. Come on. 124 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,380 Fuck you, dude. 125 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,920 You want to go to the gym or something, bro? 126 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,760 Bro! What the fuck are you gonna do with those twigs? 127 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,740 Bro! You ain't gonna do shit. I'm gonna knock your ass out in five seconds, 128 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:06,820 dude. 129 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,700 Do something. 130 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,240 Do something. Do something. Do something. 131 00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,470 You're embarrassing me. 132 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:32,530 You're embarrassing me. Stop it. I think we need to go sit down and talk about 133 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,530 what happened. 134 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:36,410 People figure it out. 135 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:37,950 We just need to get it sorted. 136 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:41,630 Alright. 137 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,030 Oh, sit down. You too. 138 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,410 Yep, you need to sit down. You sit too. 139 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,850 I'm not sitting next to him. 140 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:54,450 Right now. And don't say a word. Don't even look at each other. Don't touch 141 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:55,470 other. This is ridiculous. 142 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,210 Apologize. 143 00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640 Apologize. No. 144 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,460 Then you can sit in silence until we come back. Fine. 145 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,800 I'm so sorry. That was so embarrassing. I'm sorry, too. I thought they were 146 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,379 getting along. 147 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:17,560 Me, too. I don't know what happened. Me, either. I mean, I just, maybe, maybe 148 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,560 it's our fault. 149 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:19,920 Did we go too far? 150 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:26,280 Maybe we did. It's just, I don't really want to stop, though. 151 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,160 Yeah, I get it. I mean, it was all going so well. I don't know where it went 152 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,640 wrong, but we have to do something. 153 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:33,299 We do. 154 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,720 I mean, maybe... I mean, I did leave Parker hanging. 155 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,200 Oh, yeah. He kind of stormed out of the bathroom. 156 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,060 Come to think of it, I kind of left Ryan with some blue balls, too, earlier. I 157 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,060 didn't even think of that. 158 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,240 That could be why they have all that built -up aggression. 159 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah, I mean, nothing puts a man in a bad mood like that. 160 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,360 Clearly, and they are growing up. 161 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700 Yeah. 162 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,480 We have to fix this. 163 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,030 We have to do something. 164 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:03,110 All right, well, let's go see if those boys are any better. If they've settled 165 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:04,110 down at all. 166 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:12,630 Still not getting along, I see. 167 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:15,910 Well, we think we know how to fix this. 168 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,270 What's wrong? 169 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,230 Parker, come with me. 170 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,950 Ryan, we're going to fix this problem. 171 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,150 This way. 172 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:32,490 So we think we know what's causing you guys to be so angry. 173 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,150 We left you hanging. 174 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:38,610 We left you with Blue Doll. I didn't even realize why you were so grumpy. 175 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:42,210 Yeah. So, here, stand up. That makes sense. 176 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:43,750 We're here to finish what we started. 177 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:46,870 Yeah. We just... Right here? 178 00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:47,909 Start moving. 179 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:48,990 Left off. 180 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,990 We don't leave on beach business. 181 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:08,370 I want to get away from him. 182 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,770 What? Are you guys still not getting along? 183 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,770 You have to be nice to each other. 184 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,630 Can you go there? I don't want to be near him. 185 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,110 Over here. 186 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,290 Do the same thing. 187 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:24,490 Oh, 188 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,750 you want me over here? 189 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,730 I don't know about you, Parker, but I'm feeling a lot better. 190 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,510 Good. 191 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,890 My gosh. 192 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:38,830 I mean, I'll admit, dude, your mom's really good at sucking dick. 193 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,350 She's terrible. 194 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,210 It's like a bonding experience. 195 00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,550 Good, you're getting along, right? 196 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,930 Yeah. I knew this would fix it. 197 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:49,350 Mm -hmm. 198 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,310 Yeah, geez. 199 00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:12,350 oh yeah 200 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:28,790 Mm -hmm. 201 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:34,410 Good. That's what we came here to do. 202 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:36,650 We have to make things right. 203 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,860 I can't really remember why I was angry. 204 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,699 It's good. 205 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,660 We want you to get along, so sit down. 206 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:57,400 Yeah, sit next to each other. 207 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,540 That's kind of weird. You need to make up. 208 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,560 But we're going to sit next to each other naked? 209 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,000 Just sit next to each other. 210 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,240 It'll be okay. 211 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,460 Just pass us. Why don't you guys get along and have a good time? 212 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,920 Right? 213 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:22,350 You don't even have any panties on. 214 00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:24,630 Skipping straight to the point. 215 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:27,230 Much 216 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:35,530 better. 217 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:36,770 So much better. 218 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,330 Definitely can't tell anybody about this. 219 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:44,030 Never. 220 00:24:50,909 --> 00:24:51,909 Mm -hmm. 221 00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:23,060 Yeah, I feel better. 222 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:01,870 This feels so good. 223 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:26,990 It's been so long since I had a dick. 224 00:27:27,690 --> 00:27:29,890 Your hair is just so fucking gross. 225 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:44,950 Thank you. 226 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,500 Yeah, don't sit off the couch now. 227 00:34:17,710 --> 00:34:18,710 Oh, my God. 228 00:36:51,530 --> 00:36:57,510 is the point it would be kind of hot i i don't know maybe that's you know the 229 00:36:57,510 --> 00:37:04,250 final frontier for us to explore that you boys want to do that yeah 230 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:10,890 if you still feel weird about it we can just give it a try and then if you don't 231 00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:15,430 like it we can just pretend it never happened that's a great idea okay i mean 232 00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:19,310 you're already fucking this dick so i won't tell anybody good point 233 00:37:21,190 --> 00:37:22,190 Let's do it. 234 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:43,710 Oh, fuck. 235 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:46,810 Oh, 236 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:48,970 shit. 237 00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:53,230 I don't know. 238 00:37:55,090 --> 00:38:02,050 So wrong, but I love it. Oh, God, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, 239 00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,090 shit. 240 00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,388 Fuck, yes. 241 00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:29,630 Yeah. Fuck. 242 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:34,250 Oh, 243 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:36,690 my God. Yeah, you fucking did it. 244 00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:39,790 Oh, yeah. Just like that. Just like that. Fuck. 245 00:39:40,070 --> 00:39:41,570 Oh, my God. 246 00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:45,090 Oh, shit. Yes. 247 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:46,690 Oh, my God. Oh. 248 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,960 Me. 249 00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:10,470 Yeah. Yeah. 250 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,860 There it is. 251 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,600 Yeah. 252 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,939 Oh, my God. 253 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:27,940 Oh, 254 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,860 shit. Yes, 255 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:34,900 yes, yes. 256 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,400 Oh, 257 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:39,720 my God. 258 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,100 Oh, fuck. 259 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:47,260 Oh, my God. 260 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:50,080 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 261 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,650 Come on. 262 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:18,580 Don't you forget your - 263 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:42,820 Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck you, sweetie. Just like that. Oh, my God. 264 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,460 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 265 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,020 Oh, 266 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,820 my God. Oh, my God. 267 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:52,759 Oh, my God. 268 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,760 Oh, my God. 269 00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:56,900 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 270 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:09,750 Oh, my stepson's come. 271 00:48:10,010 --> 00:48:11,010 Oh, fuck. 272 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:12,930 Everyone's dropping their children, baby. 273 00:48:13,530 --> 00:48:14,850 Yes, yes, yes. 274 00:49:05,650 --> 00:49:09,690 This is definitely the greatest weekend ever. 275 00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:10,950 And the most sinful. 276 00:49:12,010 --> 00:49:15,310 What do you guys say we make Santa Barbara trip? 277 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:16,980 On the regular. 278 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,220 Yeah. 279 00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:20,220 See, 280 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,640 it worked. They're getting along.